A cow good day to y'all!

[munchyburgers]

HELLO FELLOW YOMI'ANS! Are we Yomians? Or Iza'whatsions?

I'm Momoshiro, but you can all call me Momo! I've just arrived with five beautiful cows, a whole lot of meat, and that science guy who kept trying to divine the future in one of those Le Cre—thingy pots that was onboard.

Who wants to help me settle in the girls and give them their welcome home massage?

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[munchyburgers]

Thank you... uh, Ohtori-san? You are the moral officer?

[oh_choutarou]

That's me! Ohtori Choutarou, Morale Officer. Here to do my best to make our time here as enjoyable as possible.

[munchyburgers]

Wait... you judge people for not behaving well? Or encourage them to not behave well because it makes them happy?

[oh_choutarou]

Nothing like that! There are rules in place for a reason, and I do hope everyone will follow them. But it's my job to try and keep everyone happy and motivated, because in a place like this, it can be easy to get burnt out from working too much.

[munchyburgers]

Huh. So how do you make people happy?

[oh_choutarou]

Well, one way that I'm working on is getting a regular shipment of foods not readily available here. There's another part to the plan, but I haven't yet reached out to the people who I'm hoping will help with it, so I don't want to say much about that part, yet.

There's also the trading cards that are circulating as a way to get to know the other residents here, which has provided some interesting diversions for some. There should be a pack in your mailbox, if you haven't checked it already.