A cow good day to y'all!

[munchyburgers]

HELLO FELLOW YOMI'ANS! Are we Yomians? Or Iza'whatsions?

I'm Momoshiro, but you can all call me Momo! I've just arrived with five beautiful cows, a whole lot of meat, and that science guy who kept trying to divine the future in one of those Le Cre—thingy pots that was onboard.

Who wants to help me settle in the girls and give them their welcome home massage?

Comments

[chickens]

oh I see, that's why agriculture has been noisy.

[munchyburgers]

My girls aren't noisy! They're moo'tiful! Are you the chicken guardian? I bet they'd get on with the cows!

[chickens]

If you like the cows alive, I highly recommend you keep them away from the chickens.

[munchyburgers]

That's not very friendly! My cows are gentle souls!

[chickens]

and my chickens are not

[munchyburgers]

You have cow destroying chickens?!

.......... why?

[chickens]

It's untested. But I'd so hate to test it for the first time on your beloved cows.


Space does weird things to chickens.

[munchyburgers]

Just chickens? What's happened to them?

[chickens]

Multiple limbs and heads. Some getting much bigger than normal. Others revisiting their dreams of their days as cretaceous period apex predators and growing some very large claws.

[munchyburgers]

Oooh. So the calves might be weird. Awesome!